So, there’s this really odd idea folks have about companies. They think, for example, that many of them are only in it “for the money.” I, sadly, am also saddled with these thoughts when it comes to larger corporations. But apparently in the console world things tend to differ.
I’m talking about Xavix.
I ran into a Xavix “console” at the Loews hotel in Coronado bay, in the “game room.” Now, I have to admit, I let out a little chuckle when I first saw the thing, which slightly resembled an ugly, bulky, first gen green laptop. And then, regrettably, I let out a guffaw when I realized that it was another sad Wii clone, with toy sports equipment and the exact same games found in Wii Sports. Soon after, though, my snarky giggles dissipated as I realized that the money of hard-working, clueless families is being wasted on such crap, and for so much money. Each individual game costs up to eighty bucks, for example. This is rape, I said to myself. Money rape.
But then I realized that these feelings, these heated, varied emotions were all wrong wrong wrong when I saw the company website. Because they CARE. In fact, they’re philosophers as well. Allow me to display a brief snippet from their website:
The XaviX Concept – Advocating Change
Though it may be wishful thinking, if the Human world could avert war and oppression, and abandon foolishness, there would be no borders between people in countries around the world and there would be a single future for everyone. People would always be searching for the truth, enriching their knowledge, and never forget compassion for fellow man. On top of that, they would be able to solve things by means they had never thought possible. If only this could be the world to come.
See! Xavix is here for us. Because they’re smart. They don’t just give us common knowledge. In fact, they know complex things about life, such as that war is bad. Now, if you’ll allow me to continue, please read how Xavix plans to advocate change with it’s revolutionary, life-changing game console (Keep in mind that SSD is simply the parent company of Xavix):
Now, just imagine if SSD COMPANY LIMITED (SSD) could accelerate the arrival of this world.
SSD would unconsciously remove these borders placed around us – borders between people, man, and machines, and dreams and reality. This would bring everyone in the world together, and for the first time our lives and awareness would probably change anew.In line with this basic philosophy, SSD values “human science.” SSD continually searches for new possibilities to pursue, and challenges new horizons, and continues to propose a new living environment for people.
Our products are a wonderful tool for communications between people, foster and strengthen human bonds, transcend race and borders, and make more and more people smile.
Our wish and ultimate mission is to bring happiness to people.
Wow, guys, wow. I never knew an electronic device could accelerate the arrival of this world.
Xavix — Available at a swanky hotel near you.
what the hell?