You’ve come here, as a new or old visitor, casually but eagerly scrolling through my site’s contents. It’s the best part of your day. Like most people, you look forward to doing nothing. How was your weekend? People ask. You scrounge up some menial facts about this or that trip to the market, some date you went on, some stiff drinks shared with good friends.
But you truly enjoy weekend-bits like this. Sinking deep into the recesses of your couch, you have an ice cold beverage in hand (and how does it taste, may I ask?), with a dozen or two blogs, television shows, movies, and books that you plan on viewing without an ounce of attention. You aim for the pinnacle of relaxation. But no, you insist, interrupting my blog assertively, I did not come here only to relax. I am here for a true, bona fide intellectual massage.
And here you are, arriving cozily at my blog. You’re not sure how you feel about the site; the stiff, lifeless blue color theme is remarkably dull. And where are all those pictures? You like pictures. Still, you’ve decided that my blog is in fact quite good. The visual aspects are likely to change for the better. And if anything you feel a sense of coziness here. Warmth. Indeed, you say, it is time for me to be a regular customer. But of course, you’re prone to talking about doing things without actually doing them; inadvertently, you’re a subliminal liar.
But let’s not worry about that now.
Like all good things, the blog you see before your half-open eyes is steadily gaining momentum. It’s becoming a real living organism; the blog is beyond the author’s control. The blog, you see, is gradually becoming part of you. And you couldn’t be happier.
Cozy indeed! Your blog would cozy the crap out of my blog, if ever the twain shall meet.
Which they won’t, because, duh, it’s the internet. They’re probably on MatchBlog.com right now, drifting through page after page of cute single blogs, hoping to find their lifelong companion but never knowing that just a page away… *sniff!* I feel sorry for them already.
mmmm. i find myself sinking into the deep folds. welcoming, cushy, leisurely.
Excellent site, keep up the good work